NaruGaara (THEY BOTH UNDERSTAND LONELINESS AND HATRED)

MizukageGaara (He likes her warm, gooey liquids … and fucking her up the butt)

SasuWomen (He’s Uchiha fucking Sasuke! He can get any bitch he wants!)

DanzoWomen (He’s motherfucking Danzo! He has eyes on his arms!)

SasuDanzo (They’ve been together for a very long time, and they want to kill each other. This is a natural pairing. This is the same logic used in the SasuSaku pairing)

KakaIruka (They are attracted to each other due to mutual bondage experience with Naruto)

KakuIraqa (Kakushi and Iraqa love each other very much)

KakuHidan (Kakushi and Hidan love each other even more!)

KakaHidan (Kakashi seems like the type that would be into S&M which Hidan clearly digs)

MinatoKushina (this might be canon)

MinatoKyuubi (He kinda did fuck it. I mean it was sorta living in his wife)

KushinaKyuubi (See NaruKyuubi)

ShinoHina (CRAWWWWLING IN MYYYY SNATCH!!!!!)

GaiLee (He totally molested that kid)

GaiKaka (They have to settle their rivalry somehow…)

GaiKaku (Kakushi gets around…)

GaiNeji (His way of apologizing for neglecting him as a student)

GaiTen (Just kidding… He’s not into women)

GaiSai (Look how cute that rhyme is!!!!)

SaiNaru (He loves talking about his dick)

SaiSaku (Chicks dig artists)

SaiIno (She basically already raped him)

SaiTsunade (Sai likes big titties)

SaiKarui (Sai likes em black and flatchested too)

3rdHokageBettyWhite (Cute old couple sharing ice cream!)

SakuEdwardCullen (A beautiful, abusive relationship waiting to happen!)

SuigetsuKarin (Seems wrong, but it would be passionate and kinky)

SuigetsuSasu (He already got him, naked, from behind)

ShikamaurTemari (They’re obviously banging when you’re not looking)

ShikamaruKishimoto (Remember when he was the main character?)

ShikamaruKurenai (THE REAL FATHER OF HER BABY!)