May 2013
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“I will defeat Sakura by sitting on her. GG bitch.”
– Hinata
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“I am going to impregnate Sakura while on top of Hinata as she cries and eats...”
– Naruto Uzumaki
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Minato Has Dick For Brains
April 2013
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I think it has become a relatively consistent trend now that whenever Naruto pops up in a chapter, it’s instantly worse. Why did they turn a dynamic, enjoyable character with some actual depth into a teletubby with a Messiah complex? Sasuke is SO much cooler right now.
“I summoned all four dead Hokages to talk reason into Sasuke and then fight the...”
– Orochimaru
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Someting I really hate
When you are reading Naruto online and there is one page of the newest chapter and then like 50 pages of fan art or colorings of things from older chapters and then finally the rest of the chapter. If I wanted to see that shit I’d just search “Naruto” on tumblr…
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March 2013
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Anonymous asked: are you a boy or a girl?
My Interview with Kishimoto: Part 2
NMU: So … have you ever thought about where this manga is going after the end of the Ninja World War?
Kishi: Honestly, I’m not really sure what I’m going to do after Naruto saves the world from Infinite Tsukuyomi. Maybe I’ll just start pairing everybody off and turn it into a shoujo manga.
NMU: That would probably make a lot of fans really happy.
Kishi: Well, I guess...
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We're not dead!
You might have noticed a sharp dropoff in content recently. This is owed to two factors:
1) One of our authors just began traveling as part of the prolonged process of writing a book. He won’t be too active.
2) The other one (me) just moved and didn’t have internet access for a full two weeks. That has now been remedied.
Apologies, and from here on out we’ll be busting out...
Anonymous asked: do eggs???????????!??
February 2013
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strugglesv asked: I really really love the Ryan gosling hate
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2 Broke Girls is for people that find the...
So two of our writers were going to watch the Celtics game but we got distracted looking up pictures of Kat Dennings’ boobs. Like they are seriously huge. And there are naked ones online. And we have spent the last hour looking at them instead of seeing Kevin Garnett publicly sodomize Kobe Bryant in front of hundreds of thousands of fans… Metaphorically of course.
As we jerked each...
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January 2013
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“One of our writers celebrated his 24th birthday today. Last night we got super...”
– The rest of the NMU staff
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Anonymous asked: I love your blog. Love it. It made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured some parts. And I don't even care. Don't stop the music.
Anonymous asked: Your comedy pleases me. Thank you.
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“We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a...”
– Madara and Obito
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December 2012
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Anonymous asked: Do you like the design of the Juubi?
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Anonymous asked: Your thoughts on the newest chapter of Naruto?
Anonymous asked: I'm trying to decide between two guys. One is a really mysterious, sexy dark haired guy with a pretty intense fixation on revenge. The other is a great guy, really dependable and nice, but on the average side in terms of looks. Who do you think I should choose?
Anonymous asked: So listen: I'm pretty mad about a lot of stuff that's going on in the world. I think the solution is to trap everybody in an illusion that I can control. What do you think?
narutomangaunabridged asked: Hey are you guys like a gay couple or something?